People used to get dressed up to fly. Like full 3 piece suit just to get on an airplane. Now it’s cool if the person next to you spilling into your seat is wearing all of their clothes.
Now that the holidays are over I’m done flying for a while, so luckily I won’t have to run into any of these people anytime soon.
I don’t think that bulb is warm enough to reheat the pizza, dude. Also just eat the cold pizza.
No shame, I dig it. You do you man.
That’s a good way to get your hat crushed.
You shouldn’t be allowed to bring a flute on a plane.
I’ll take a ginger ale and the peanuts. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.
I guess the plane doubles as a laundry room.
Let’s hope it’s lemonade.
You’re gonna lose that hand if you do that to me.